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SOD OFF!
for example take my uncle... he runs at a quarter of a pineapple a minute and he NEVER complains and heres you moaning about this shoddy website... for shame
whats a taxi
quite simply a taxi is a car which takes you places for money... once a horse pretended to be a taxi... i asked to be taken to the glue factory... that shut the bugger up
Welcome To My Home Page
NOW GO AWAY!

theres a tax on websites
WEBSITES ARE TAXED NO VIEWING WITHOUT PAYING YOUR SMCTP (standard monthly crippling tax payment)

some random crap
I might not want a large amount of text on my home page if I want to guide visitors toward my other pages. Instead of text, I can add others’ buttons to this first page, and I’ll be rewarded for people who click on the buttons. For example, if a visitor signs up for a Visa using the NextCard button on my site, I earn at least !

why?
Adding captions makes my pictures more interesting.
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